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Teriguu

Teriguu

Member Since 24 Feb 2014
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#1469294 [Norway Scan] Recruitment

Posted by Teriguu on 27 January 2015 - 09:35 PM

Hey, I can do the redraws for Hinamitsuri as well as cleaning. I've done some tutorials ;D




#1398268 Stuff you've learned about Japan by reading too much manga

Posted by Teriguu on 05 November 2014 - 10:33 PM

39. To have sex with a girl in japan you must first hesitate for at least 6 months before you stuttering ask the girl out, then you must get physically involved with at least three other girls (at least one of her friends), take her (and the others) to the beach, an onsen, a festival (with yukata), a karaoke booth, a ferris wheel and theeeeeeeen.... A love hotel, where she weasels out and then another six months (on her safe day) you have sex in a locker (with a female sports club changing outside).


#1395108 Stuff you've learned about Japan by reading too much manga

Posted by Teriguu on 02 November 2014 - 11:51 AM

35. In japan, girls will complain about their breast size unless they are on pair with these:
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#1394837 Stuff you've learned about Japan by reading too much manga

Posted by Teriguu on 01 November 2014 - 11:11 PM

33. In Japan, 1 ot ouf 5 transfer students (and a higher rate among female transfer students) grew up isolated in a lab.


uhhhmmmmm, jap girls like to wear short length skirts?  :batoto_030:

Isnt that just what perverted principals force them to wear through school uniform regulations?




#1394107 Stuff you've learned about Japan by reading too much manga

Posted by Teriguu on 31 October 2014 - 09:41 PM

30. In every school in Japan, there is a girl who excels in every class, who is competing in national level in her sports club, who's doing idol work part time after school, and who have such stunning beauty that even straight girls join her school fan club. In every school in Japan this girl falls for an anonymous otaku who sucks in most classes except for his work in the porn club, and on top of that have a younger sister, a big breasted girl with glasses, a childhood friend and a few other odd ones who's lusting after him.
31. The declining birthrate in Japan is because every time a girl have sex in Japan it's "on her safe day" (and thus as a natural consequence, the man/men/beast/futa can "let it all out", and "fill upp her tummy", so she gets "so warm inside", and then it's "seeping out")
32. The P.E. storage room is called "tako no heya" in Japanese (the squid room).
 




#1390715 Stuff you've learned about Japan by reading too much manga

Posted by Teriguu on 27 October 2014 - 07:47 AM

26. In Japan, the outcome of a fight is determined by the spikiness of the participants hair
27. In Japan, most fighter prefer to shout out the name of their intended attack the moment before attacking
28. In Japan, if you're a bisjounen, anything is consensual
29. In Japan, if you're a tsundere, anything is consensual


#1389886 Stuff you've learned about Japan by reading too much manga

Posted by Teriguu on 25 October 2014 - 10:05 PM

  1. Infirmaries in Japanese school are used for sexual activities exclusively
  2. Transfer students in Japanese schools are always hot (if female) and completely insane (both men and female)
  3. 5 minutes before Japanese schools start, a stampede of students comes running
  4. Young adult men i Japan choose their partners from a group of girls after this priority list: 1. Sister 2. Childhood friend 3. Magical exchange student 4. Megane-chan will big breasts 5. Sensei
  5. Big breasts are the main cause for sight impairment among Japanese girls
  6. Youth in Japan in 99% of the cases never get to have sex, they keep trying but get disrupted by someone else they tried to have sex with but got interrupted.
  7. The traditional festivals are held for two reasons, for checking out your partner in yukata, and (trying) to have sex in the forest behind the festival area.
  8. Girls in Japan are great cooks because they are girls, and cook since boys who eat their food end up falling in love with them.
  9. Boys in Japan are great cooks because their parents are working all the time and/or their mothers are dead.
  10. Young people in Japan will rather perform seppuku than confess their feelings for the one they love.

 


11. In japan, all schools are flat with an entrance to the roof, and due to some unexplained phenomena, you can always be alone up there, unless when having sex, then you'll get interrupted
12. Everyone in Japan have a cousin on Hokkaido
13. Young men in japan, if they ever loose their virginity, it's usually during summer, on Hokkaido
14. Having blonde hair makes anyone anywhere in japan go completely haywire, having naturally green, blue or purple hair is considered completely normal
15. People from Osaka are stupid.